Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: The Rank Organisation
- Keyword: mother, holiday, stripper, caravan, sexual humor, carry on, dog, archaeologist, double entendre, innuendo, handyman
- Cast: Elke Sommer, Kenneth Williams, Bernard Bresslaw, Kenneth Connor, Jack Douglas, Joan Sims